ZAP!
Little Willie, full of fun,
Borrowed Daddy’s proton gun;
He tried it out with great elation
Now he’s cosmic radiation.
BLAZE OF GLORY
Little Willie made a slip
While landing in his rocket ship.
See that bright, actinic glare?
That’s our little Willie there.
HOT ARGUMENT
Willie and his girl friend, Bea,
While working for the A.E.C.
Got in a fight, and failed to hear
The warning of a bomb test near.
Their friends were sad to hear, no doubt,
That they had had a falling out.